Kristoffer Gair

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Butterflies I Have Known

Posted On May 25, 2023

Even time cannot stop love. University professor Matthew Richter hates complications. Planning his every day down to the second leaves no opportunity for a social life, which he doesn’t feel the need for anyway. Jian Wei helps run his family’s business. The only thing he enjoys more than tormenting his parents and siblings with endless […]

The Beautiful Moment

Posted On May 25, 2023

The decade from hell. First, Wesley Traylor lost his father and grandmother, then COVID took his mother. His sole remaining family member will stop at nothing to steal his inheritance. In desperation, Wesley escapes to Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, where no one knows him and he can exist without fear of his uncle’s brutality. Circumstances force […]

Falling Awake 4: Retribution

Posted On May 25, 2023

“Some people are so low, they gotta look up to see Hell.” The death of Thomas Reis continues to ripple through the lives of those connected to his case fourteen years later. Andrew O’Donnell and Lawrence Boggs have already fallen, but three more pick up where the others left off, and each for his own […]

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To My Sexual Orientation

Posted On June 15, 2020

1989: The adventure begins during the summer after his freshman year of college when Andy Stevenson accompanies his grandmother on a six-day trip to California to celebrate her brother’s 50th wedding anniversary. Once there, however, life becomes a series of comical faux pas with relatives who can’t remember his name, women who want to charge […]

Andy Stevenson Vs. The Lord Of the Loins

Posted On June 15, 2020

Welcome back to the world of Andy Stevenson, where life is just one run-in with Murphy’s Law after another. Having returned home from his summer vacation in California where he “came out” the hard and hilarious way in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation, Andy heads back to college for […]

Gaylias: Operation Thunderspell

Posted On June 15, 2020

Agents Nicholas Inker and Anthony Hamilton: one’s American, the other is Chinese. One has the brains, the other the brawn. And the one thing they share, besides annoying each other, is an arsenal of insults for anyone caught in the crossfire. Enter the League: they’re the latest international threat, a terrorist group with an unknown […]

Butt Pirates In Space

Posted On June 15, 2020

Strap yourself in and strap something on as you’re transported across galaxies and lifetimes by Kiernan Kelly, Kage Alan, Angelia Sparrow, T.C. Blue and Shae Connor. Whether it’s an inter-species pregnancy between two hormonal males, a swashbuckling group of pirates, or free gifts that talk, you’ll soon learn why in space, no one can hear […]

Butt Ninjas From Hell

Posted On June 15, 2020

Porn stars, holy emissaries, demons, and even just plain humans—ninjas come in all forms and from all kinds of Hell in this erotically charged comedic Wilde City anthology! Whether it’s the world of second-rate television, fluttering ninja stars, obsessions over a bronzy-olive toned soldier, or magic backsides, your authorial guides will take you where few […]

Butt Babes In Boyland

Posted On June 15, 2020

The holidays are a time for visiting with family and friends, and sharing tales of peace, childlike innocence, and good will towards all mankind. These are not those stories. Instead, sit back and allow yourself to be regaled with the colorful adventures of toy-themed parties with a twist, the future of Elf Enforcement, misfit sex […]

Butt Riders On The Range

Posted On June 15, 2020

Do you imagine blazing gun battles, bandits, and saloons with watered-down drinks when you think of cowboys and the West? We don’t. Our minds go right to horse shifters, bull shifters, were-leopards, urban wannabes, an interrupted journey along Route 66, a man of mystery named Dr. Feel-Good, and high noon at the edge of the […]

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Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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