The Big, Big, Big, Big Announcement Has Arrived!
Posted on December 3, 2007
Breaking News Breaking News Breaking News
Finally, after months of being patient, dealing with lawyers, negotiating and all that other business stuff… Right, enough of the blah blah blah. Let’s get to the big, big, big announcement!
WHO? From moi, of course.
WHAT? A new book and, if all goes well, a surprise!
WHERE? In print! See the next line.
WHEN? 2008 It’ll be part of the Boundless line at Zumaya Publications.
WHY? Because contracts have officially been signed!
The New Novel:
Andy Stevenson Vs. the Lord of the Loins
Evil Never Met Sarcasm Like This!
College sophomore Andy Stevenson (A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation) is back and, unbeknownst to him, so is Murphy’s Law. Meeting a cute and questionably gifted poet in a Creative Writing class soon becomes the encounter from hell when Andy learns that not all gay men are sensitive, well-adjusted and looking for Mr. Right. Some of them want the booty and will stalk at nothing to get it.
That’s right, stalk.
Armed with his two best friends and recently resurfaced sense of sarcasm, Andy prepares to defend his fledgling relationship with the half-Asian and wholly domineering Alan by doing battle with the most fearsome and evil ho to come along since…since…all other fearsome and evil hos before this one; The Lord of the Loins!
If all goes well with this release, there is a good chance that Zumaya may reissue “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation” with a new cover, corrections to the text (including the final line of the chapter previously missing on page 127) and…and…brand new special effects! They will undo everything the previous publisher did incorrectly.
And, best of all: Book Tour To Be Announced For 2008!
You’ll pardon me if I’m geeked for a couple of days. It feels like I’ve been waiting far longer than I have to post this and I’m really looking forward to getting back out and doing a book tour. This is the fun part for a writer and we kind of have to take advantage of it when we can because we never know when the next opportunity is going to be there. So, geeked I shall remain.
More to follow in the coming weeks.
Kristoffer Gair (who formerly wrote under the pseudonym Kage Alan) is the Detroit-based author of Honor Unbound, A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To My Sexual Orientation, Andy Stevenson Vs. The Lord Of The Loins, Gaylias: Operation Thunderspell, several short stories featured in anthologies (to be combined in a forthcoming book), the recently re-published novella Falling Awake, its sequel, Falling Awake II: Revenant and Falling Awake III: Requiem.
2 Responses to “Classic Blog Post: The Big, Big, Big, Big Announcement Has Arrived!”
Dorien Grey says:
August 27, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Ok, ‘ya got me. Just ordered a copy. Don’t know when I’ll get a chance to read it, but it’ll be here when I do.
August 28, 2011 at 7:58 pm
I appreciate that, Mr. Grey. =) Thank you. And I hope it makes you smile.