That’s right, folks! It’s the author with the really, really, big, huge, giant blog! No…no. Blog. I said blog. Leave it to your mind to go right to the gutter. I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t tell you about my massive clock. Remind me not to leave you alone for so long next […]
Author Trek: The Motion West Hollywood Book Fair
My good friend, fellow author…and self-professed cougar…GA Hauser, shared her thoughts this past Monday on the West Hollywood Book Fair we attended together over the weekend. There just wasn’t enough foul language for my taste, so I thought I’d expand on it a bit and share a few more humorous moments that came out of […]
Telling Stories Out Of School About the West Hollywood Signing
I’d planned on dishing a bit more than I did in Monday’s blog post about the weekend in West Hollywood. After all, it wasn’t all work. Mostly, but not all. Just, you know…mostly…because that’s what authors do when they aren’t at home. They…uh…we work. Sometimes we even have to forage for our own food. True, […]
Big Trouble In Little LA (With A Funloving, Psychotic Redhead)
Book signings are a funny animal. They really are. I’ve done a number of them since the first version of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation came out and each one continues to be a unique experience. This time around, though, the lovely GA Hauser arranged the event–at Book Soup […]
Frankie Says READ (Cuz Authors Need Places To Sign Books)
I started this morning off popping in an old unmarked VHS tape I recently came across that turned out to be episodes of VH1 Bands Reunited. Does anybody else think host Aamer Haleem comes across as a complete tool? Seriously, the guy’s a tool on the show. Anyway, beyond that, I did a book signing […]
Move Over King Tut. It’s Time For The Kristoffer Gair Curse!
Naughty folks like myself are running out of places to work our trade. No, no. Wrong trade. Not that authors who happen to be gay and feature gay characters in our books have had tremendous luck getting into mainstream bookstores, but still, there have been some. Doesn’t it just figure, too, that the one Borders […]
The Top 8 Things People Said To Authors at Palm Springs Pride Fest
For your reading pleasure, I present to you the Top 8 things heard at Palm Springs Pride Fest by folks coming up to the authors tent sponsored by QTrading. And our internal responses that became external the moment folks walked away and were out of earshot…
Operation San Francisco Signing
While book signings always sound like fun, they actually scare the living hell out of me! Fortunately, I recently found out that one of the authors who appeared with me in San Francisco also gets terrible stage fright. Whew! It’s not just me.
I’m a week late…”, Gossip Girl and First Review Comments
Okay, I’ve been quiet for a couple of weeks now, which means I’ve been good. Good is boring, so I’m at it again. Writing, that is. I’m at the writing again. I can’t help it. I have to do something while I’m catching up on Season 1 of “Gossip Girl”. My partner lives for that […]
