Kristoffer Gair

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These Over Those: Your Feminine Wiles Have No Effect On Me!

Posted On November 29, 2012

Do you remember a cartoon with a little boy and girl standing next to each other arguing? The boy thinks the girl should listen to him because he has ‘one of these’ and she comes back at him saying that her mother told her because she has ‘one of those,’ she can have all of […]

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: humor, sexuality

The Recognition Admonition Explanation

Posted On November 15, 2012

Recognition is one of those oddities in life. Some people crave it, some people won’t give it, and some take it when it doesn’t belong to them. I’ve had jobs where my boss has taken credit for everything the staff has done, then not shared it, and I’ve had jobs where the boss has always […]

Filed Under: Family Tagged With: relationship, sexuality

A Kristoffer Gair Mystery: Would You Like A Kumquat With Your Asian Erotica?

Posted On October 8, 2012

I had a rather intriguing conversation last week with someone who contacted me and asked if I wrote intimate scenes in my books. Provided I did, he wanted to know–since I’m in a relationship that could be described as multicultural–how I described those scenes and if they also happened to be multicultural. That’s quite a […]

Filed Under: Writing Tagged With: sexuality, Writing

Meet Kristoffer

Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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