Kristoffer Gair

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Preamble To The Big, Big, Big Announcement

Posted On November 9, 2007

How does one tell when a gay man is going through mid-life crisis? We all know that straight men start looking at girls between the ages of 18 and 24, but gay men? My partner is only 4 1/2 years younger than I am…so would that mean I’d be looking at someone 27? Or, for […]

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Do You Have A Beaumont Doctor?

Posted On October 29, 2007

It inevitably happens whenever I’m driving home from work, only this time it was when I was driving to the airport to pick Ralph up. Now, those of you who aren’t from the Detroit area may have something similar in your hometown to what I’m about to describe. If not, be thankful.

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This Blog May Be Postponed

Posted On October 11, 2007

What else? Right. While also working on the new book, a friend and fellow writer who I went to University with are trying our hand at writing a screenplay. He’s already finished his own first one and I assisted with some editing, so I’m confident we’ll at least finish the first draft of this one. […]

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For Roger Reinsmith (1961-2007)

Posted On September 5, 2007

A group of friends and I suffered a loss last week. His name was Roger Reinsmith and he was only 46. To those of you in your 20s reading this, it sounds old. To those of us in our 30s, it’s not. I knew Roger socially through a number of acquaintances over the past 12 […]

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The Call A Child Hopes Never To Receive

Posted On August 17, 2007

It was the call no child ever wants to receive from his or her parent(s). Everything had been fine. They looked happy. They were healthy. They ought to be considering all the organic food they buy these days and how careful they are about they aren’t putting into their bodies. My mother’s birthday was fast […]

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White Hair, The Sushi Nazi And A Heavy Metal Birthday

Posted On July 9, 2007

I remember thinking it was the end of the world when I turned 24. After all, 24 was OLD. What did I have to look forward to? High school was thankfully over, college was finished and I’d been at my post-college job for a year with a lifetime to look forward to. It was the […]

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Werewolf Movies Give Me Wood…Is That Wrong?

Posted On July 1, 2007

Horror movies are fun! I grew up watching Creature Feature, Sir Graves Ghastly and just about anything else on TV that had a horror element to it, like the acting in “Buck Rogers”. But werewolf movies? Kind of a favorite even way back when. I think it was that whole puberty thing because I’m so […]

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Live It, Love It And Send DVDs For A Birthday Gift!

Posted On May 30, 2007

Update: The Grosse Pointe Bitch contacted me the other day. It seems the psychic I introduced him to who we now apparently share requested him to ask me to give her a call. “Convoluted,” by the way, is our word de jour for the day. Now, remember, the GPB is the one who wants to […]

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Delusional Quote Of The Month And The Comicon Lowdown

Posted On May 21, 2007

And starting our blog off this lovely Monday morning is the winner of the Delusional Quote of the Month: “The chairman of the Michigan Republican Party said Wednesday that he will try to bar Ron Paul from future GOP presidential debates because of remarks the Texas congressman made that suggested the Sept. 11 attacks were […]

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Pool Chemicals, Pet Food And Brittany’s Vagina Hair…WTF???

Posted On April 18, 2007

Yes, I’ve been remiss in my blogs again I see. I usually try to bring a little grin to the faces of those who dare to read my exploits…but have you wondered recently what in the hell is going on around us? In a word, d-e-p-r-e-s-s-i-n-g. Cats and dogs are being poisoned, a college student […]

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Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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