Kristoffer Gair

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How We Roll

Posted On December 10, 2015

I’m not sure why, but this time of year usually finds more people than usual inquiring about our living arrangements here. They like to call it curiosity. The Chinese have a better word for it; nosey. The hubs, sadly, works out of state and is only able to make it home every two months, sometimes […]

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A Year Since I Resigned? WTH???

Posted On June 6, 2013

I found myself in a quandary today. You see, there’s this desk. It’s a huge, heavy desk from the 1940s and it’s sitting in my former father-in-law’s workroom. It needs to come out of there so Painter Guy can paint this weekend and then Carpet Person can perform his function. Sure, Painter Guy can paint, […]

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: home renovation, sex, work, Writing

Having A Good One…At A Funeral

Posted On February 22, 2009

My father is not necessarily one who has ever jumped on the bandwagon when it comes to socially linguistic trends. He never came up to me while in my early teens and said: “Oh, my God. You’re like totally wearing that shirt with those parachute pants? That’s like so gross! Totally gag me with a […]

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: comeuppance, funeral, karma, sex

Meet Kristoffer

Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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