I found myself in a quandary today. You see, there’s this desk. It’s a huge, heavy desk from the 1940s and it’s sitting in my former father-in-law’s workroom. It needs to come out of there so Painter Guy can paint this weekend and then Carpet Person can perform his function. Sure, Painter Guy can paint, […]
The Bitch Is On A Rant
Some asshole once said–and I’m paraphrasing–that life won’t give you more than you can handle. Does anyone want to guess how long it took before the f***er was stoned to death after he said it? I’m guessing not long. Yes, it’s been that kind of a week and I can only be so much of […]
A Civil Infraction and My First Would-Be International Stalker
You’ve had a day where you’ve come to realize you’d have been better off staying in bed, right? We’ve all had them…unless you’re Paula Abdul because, well, she’s a gift to us all. I’m not. And, incidentally, today was my day to realize I should have just stayed in bed. Except I really had to […]
It’s Business. It’s not Personal.
In the midst of suffering from Bronchitis over the past week, I’ve had a bit more time on my hands to dwell on things that are just, for lack of a better phrase, pissing me off. It concerns the day job. Allow me to acknowledge first and foremost that the majority of people who read […]
Ya’ll Need To Read This Here Blog
I was supposed to have last week off and it was something I was very much looking forward to. You know…that whole relaxation thing, that writing thing, that cleaning thing and that catching up on a whole lot of that blah blah blah thing? A friend was going to fly in Friday night for the […]
