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Rock You Like A Hong Kong Grandmacane! The 2012 Hong Kong Chinese New Year

Posted On January 30, 2018

If you’ve never had the chance to go overseas, I highly recommend it. Why? Because it’s not where you currently are and it has the potential to give you a whole new appreciation for how things are done elsewhere. We need that. We need a reminder that we’re not the center of the universe. The […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: chinese new year, hong kong

These Are The Voyages Of The USS Hong Kong Grandma

Posted On October 31, 2016

The designation NCC-1701 is common knowledge, isn’t it? Ah, and what a beautiful ship she is, especially the A version. But have you heard of the EVIL-666. It’s a kind of anti-sister ship, and her captain is my husband’s Grandmother. She’s one tough cookie, let me tell you. And just when you think she hasn’t […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: grandma, toronto

Removing The A$$hole From The Travel Equation

Posted On September 1, 2016

American Airlines released a new ad this week that has the media buzzing. Why? Well, it’s a unique ad because it puts some of the pressure back on us, as travelers, to make our experience a positive one. I kinda like that. We hear an awful lot of negative stories about TSA agents and airline […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: travel

Hugging Martha Davis

Posted On August 22, 2016

I’m not much of a hugger. I’m more of a hugger now than I ever was, but I never used to be. I think it was because of my aunt. My parents and relatives used to tell me that if I hugged and kissed my aunt, she’d give me a freckle. Damn redhead. None of […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: martha davis, music, nyc, the motels

Flying To NYC To Throw A Shoe At A Friend

Posted On April 11, 2016

There are days I find it ironic I wrote a novella about a group of people who lived multiple lives. Why? Because I’m sure they’ve pissed somebody off during their time on earth, just as I’m betting I have, and karma sometimes comes back to bite one in the rump. Hence my trip to NYC […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: nyc, travel

Perchance A Mystère?

Posted On February 18, 2016

Have you ever watched a movie with a particularly bizarre scene, like in Insidious when the characters travel in the Further, and think “That is a really screwed up bunch of visuals?” And by screwed up, I mean nightmarish. Or perhaps you remember the video for Duran Duran’s Wild Boys? Incredible, though inhabited by those […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: cirque du soleil, mystere, travel

This Man + Travel = Fatigued Beyotch

Posted On January 17, 2016

Have you ever heard of hodophobia? It’s the fear of road travel. I don’t suffer from it in case you’re wondering. Or siderodromophobia? That’s the fear of trains, railroads, or train travel. I don’t suffer from that either. They just aren’t interesting enough for me to even try and develop a phobia for, plus my […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: jet lag, sleep, travel

Being Delightfully Overwhelmed Can Numb the Senses

Posted On October 22, 2015

I grew up thinking the little city where I lived was a big place. That’s probably because, when you’re a kid, wherever you’re allowed to go, you either walk there or take your bike. It was a different time then, a time when you could ride your bike a mile or two to the park […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: bon chon, nyc, travel

Dragon*Con (When A Convention Starts To Get Too Big)

Posted On September 11, 2014

I remember when standing in line for thirty minutes for my badge was the worst thing about Dragon*Con (or DragonCon). And, really, that’s not much to complain about. I learned quickly, too, that if I wanted to catch a popular panel and didn’t want to stand outside that I should just hang around the door […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: convention, conventions, dragoncon, julie caitlin brown

Sometimes It’s Not What You’d Expect

Posted On August 28, 2014

Original MySpace Publication Date: August 22, 2010 Republished: August 28th, 2014 I did it. I crammed so much into a day before leaving for DragonCon that I didn’t leave enough time to write a new blog post. Fortunately, it’s been a REALLY long time since I pulled one out from the MySpace blogging days, so […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: bully, bullying, dragoncon, fraser high school

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Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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