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Rock You Like A Hong Kong Grandmacane! The 2012 Hong Kong Chinese New Year

Posted On January 30, 2018

If you’ve never had the chance to go overseas, I highly recommend it. Why? Because it’s not where you currently are and it has the potential to give you a whole new appreciation for how things are done elsewhere. We need that. We need a reminder that we’re not the center of the universe. The […]

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Aging. It’s Bullshit!

Posted On June 11, 2015

You know what? This whole aging thing isn’t working for me. I’m serious. And it’s just hitting me a bit harder this year than in others. I received a call from a friend and he told me his son is graduating from high school this year. I laughed. “Good one. You punked me!” Yeah, he […]

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Shopping For Hong Kong Grandmother Granny Panties

Posted On June 23, 2014

This may come as a complete and total shock to you, but I know less than nothing about women’s undergarments. My understanding of such things is that they should always hold a woman’s bits and pieces in so that I don’t have to see anything more than the general shape…at least above the waist. Below? […]

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A Scavenging Werewolf Boy on Europa

Posted On July 8, 2013

I know. I didn’t have a new blog post for July 4th. The only thing more wrong with that is nobody noticed. What were you all doing? I could have been left for dead, bleeding fabulously on a sidewalk somewhere and the only person who’d pass me for miles would be so intent on reading […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: cannolis, europa report, hong kong, jet lag

I’ve Never Gone Anywhere! Well, except London, Germany, Japan…

Posted On June 11, 2012

I’ve had a pet side-project I’ve been wanting to work on for the last two years and I finally started it over the weekend. For those of you who haven’t already seen them, I scanned in and posted on Facebook a substantial number of pictures from over the years and there’s a huge number of […]

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2012: A Mostly Brilliant Ralph Odyssey

Posted On February 2, 2012

Did you know that my guy, my Ralph, my soon-to-be-hubby, is brilliant? See, I know this because he’s told many, many, many times. His Grandmother even thinks he’s the Second Coming. I could make a really cheap sexual innuendo here, but you go ahead and make that connection for yourself. It’s probably accurate. Anyway, his […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: cell phones, hong kong, technology

Out of the Lair of the Hong Kong Grandmother (Afterthoughts)

Posted On February 16, 2009

Kris’s Hong Kong Vacation Log (Afterthoughts) Experiencing another culture is something I believe everybody should do, especially Americans. We can be arrogant about the rest of the world and it’s the worst kind of arrogance; we don’t realize we’re arrogant. We’re fed stories of how things should be and how we should hope that they […]

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Out of the Lair of the Hong Kong Grandmother (Days 8-9)

Posted On February 4, 2009

Commence Recording Today is promising. A family Ralph’s Grandmother has known for many years is coming by to visit. Now, I’d like to think they’ve stayed in touch because she used to tutor their two sons. The nice thing is the family has always been very good to me. They’ve included me in the gift […]

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Into the Lair of the Grandmonster (Day 5)

Posted On January 30, 2009

Commence Recording “This time, it’s war!” Aliens 5 days of bliss is apparently 5 days too many. Yes, folks, war was declared today and it started off so splendidly…maybe evenly. At least not unexpectedly. We woke up around 8 a.m., had a nice cup of tea together as a group and then hastened out to […]

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Into The Lair of the Grandmonster (Day 4)

Posted On January 29, 2009

Commence Recording Kage’s Vacation Log Date 1/28/09 “Push it. Push it real good!” It’s funny how one day begins versus how it ends. Wednesday began somewhat peacefully and then not so much at the end. Let me explain.

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Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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