Kristoffer Gair

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Into The Lair of the Grandmonster (Day 4)

Posted On January 29, 2009

Commence Recording Kage’s Vacation Log Date 1/28/09 “Push it. Push it real good!” It’s funny how one day begins versus how it ends. Wednesday began somewhat peacefully and then not so much at the end. Let me explain.

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: hong kong, travel

Into The Lair of the Hong Kong Grandmother (Day 3)

Posted On January 27, 2009

“Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock ‘n’ roll!” I’ve always loved that song, only I never knew what a “patootie” was until I froze both of mine off last night. Ralph gave up his room for me and in doing so, decided to express how much enjoyment he was about to […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: beard papa, hong kong, travel

Happy Holiday Double Entendre

Posted On November 24, 2008

ClassiHappy pre-holidays! Or as they say in Sweden, “Gersh gurndy morn-dee burn-dee, burn-dee!” Quite literally, that translates into English as “Gersh gurndy morn-dee-dee burn, burn-dee”. I know. I used an online translation site.

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: book signings, palm springs, thanksgiving

It’s Business. It’s not Personal.

Posted On January 30, 2008

In the midst of suffering from Bronchitis over the past week, I’ve had a bit more time on my hands to dwell on things that are just, for lack of a better phrase, pissing me off. It concerns the day job. Allow me to acknowledge first and foremost that the majority of people who read […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: business, work

Key West, Bronchitis and a Conversation With My Left Hand

Posted On January 23, 2008

Right, so I’m a little bit evil, right? I fortunately come by it naturally, so it’s not like I have to summon the willpower when an opportunity presents itself. Oh, no. I have to summon the willpower not to do something. And now that we’ve established that again, I can tell you what I did […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: key west, miss kim

Ya’ll Need To Read This Here Blog

Posted On March 5, 2007

I was supposed to have last week off and it was something I was very much looking forward to. You know…that whole relaxation thing, that writing thing, that cleaning thing and that catching up on a whole lot of that blah blah blah thing? A friend was going to fly in Friday night for the […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: kentucky, work

That’s Nice Dear…Now Hand Me The &^$%@.* Solarcain!

Posted On August 21, 2006

Red…it’s a nice color, isn’t it? Pretty things are red. Women like red. 99 Red Balloons. Remember that song? Yes, German singer Nena liked red, too. I’m convinced, however, that red is not exactly a color that’s particularly friendly to the male gender. For instance, there are a disturbing number of gay men who embrace […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: chicago, sunburn, volleyball

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Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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