You know what? This whole aging thing isn’t working for me. I’m serious. And it’s just hitting me a bit harder this year than in others. I received a call from a friend and he told me his son is graduating from high school this year. I laughed. “Good one. You punked me!” Yeah, he […]
Growing Old The AbFab Way, Sweetie Darling
When the few subtle signs the universe sends you about aging are dutifully ignored, it’ll often reach out in ways that can’t quite be anticipated. The first subtle sign I received was in the form of kidney stones in my early 30s. “Here’s some pain,” the universe whispered and gave me a little wink. I […]
Aging: It’s Like A Swift Kick To The Balls!
A friend of a friend was bemoaning the fact that at his age of 31–which seems young to me–a 19 year old he was hoping to engage in nocturnal mating rituals with told him not too long ago that “It’s okay you’re 31. I like older men.” This made my friend’s friend feel very awkward. […]
Eternal Life Could Only Be Screwed Up By Your Kid
My freshman English professor at Grand Valley State University once told us that we always think we’ll live forever. Yet, if you look at history, it makes for a pretty strong argument that we’re not going to live forever on this earth. Logic was never my strong point, but even I got the gist of […]
