Okay, we’re going to go with asking you to pretend you hear Sarah Jessica Parker’s voice speaking as Carrie Bradshaw again for the start of this. Ready? Here we go… “There are three life changing events during a New York male’s life. The first is discovering he has a penis, the second is when he […]
Sex IN The City…And A July Wedding (Part 1)
Pretend for a moment that you can hear Sarah Jessica Parker’s voice as Carrie Bradshaw. “New York City is home to some amazing places and amazing people! If you have a taste for something, then there’s probably three restaurants that offer it within a few blocks of wherever you happen to be. If you want […]
A Half Asian and His Gweilo in New York Part IV: The Gay Wedding
Ralph calls me verbose, but then I just stretched a single blog post into four, plus there will be a fifth discussing our post-wedding exploits. Okay, I might be a tiny bit verbose. It doesn’t matter, though. It just doesn’t. Why? Because we’ve arrived at the day a half Asian gave up his right after […]
Let’s Get This Gay Marriage Planned: Pre-New York Part 1
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A self-professed extraordinarily intelligent half Asian stud and a self-deprecating smart ass author white guy fly to New York City, dress up in their best suits, and ask a Jewish Rabbi to marry them in a non-religious ceremony. You’ve heard it, right? Great. Okay, let me back […]
New York Never Sleeps, But I Do (Part 1)
It gets to be the little things when you get to my age. Things like going through security at the airport and waiting behind people who act like they’ve never done this before just irk the hell out of me. “Oh, I’m not allowed to take water through?” Yeah, it’s kinda on all those signs […]
