Kristoffer Gair

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Sexercise

Posted On April 21, 2016

“You should try sexercise.” Yeah…No.

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: intimacy, relationships

One Year of Being Legally Married Coming Right Up!

Posted On February 21, 2013

I’m writing this on a Wednesday and the day it goes live (today for you, Thursday) will technically still be one day shy of the 22nd. Why open with this? Because the 22nd is actually my 18th anniversary and my 1st anniversary as a legally married husband to my husband. The oddity is that, going […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: anniversary, marriage

What Doesn’t Kill Us Makes Us Mushy

Posted On November 19, 2012

I’ve been a bit chattier than usual about my better half lately and pointing out some of the differences between us. I don’t do this to complain, but rather to try and understand him as I write through them. Differences are a healthy thing, especially in a relationship since most folks new to having them […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: husband

Tales From Being Married To My Half Asian Husband

Posted On November 12, 2012

Being a kept man has its advantages. I’m best if kept silent and fed (so I will remain silent) or so my husband says. “Kris should be occasionally be seen, but rarely heard.” Not to worry since it’s never deterred me unless we’re overseas. I don’t say much then, mostly because it makes people wonder […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: marriage, Ralph, relationship

Sex IN The City…And A July Wedding (Part 2)

Posted On July 12, 2012

Okay, we’re going to go with asking you to pretend you hear Sarah Jessica Parker’s voice speaking as Carrie Bradshaw again for the start of this. Ready? Here we go… “There are three life changing events during a New York male’s life. The first is discovering he has a penis, the second is when he […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: manhattan, travel, wedding

The Subconscious Pookalicious Wookie Buns & the Tale of the Asian Muse

Posted On June 28, 2012

I used to be told I was borderline crabby some of the time. People said that, but they didn’t really mean it. Nope. What they were really saying is I was downright crabby most of the time, only they were being nice because of that whole aforementioned crabby thing. You don’t poke a dog with […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: husbands, Writing

Battle Beyond The Snores II: The Sleeptalker

Posted On June 7, 2012

Infinite space… Infinite terror… Not a chance! I’ve always wanted to use that tagline for a book and I have one in mind, only it’s about 5 books away from being written. Jumping the gun a bit? Maybe. It’s been that kind of a week. Sorry about the cliffhanger Monday thing. Dad has had a […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: job, sleeptalking

A Wee Bit Anal Over OutlantaCon

Posted On April 30, 2012

One of my more charming qualities is that I’ve grown a bit anal over the years. No, not that kind of anal. That’s a given. I mean the other kind of anal, the almost over-preparedness kind of anal. I refer to it as charming because it’s afforded me many a good night of sleep instead […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: packing

Catching A Memory

Posted On April 12, 2012

Finally getting my guy to answer a few interview questions turned out better than I’d hoped. The blog post about him received more than double the amount of traffic I usually bring in. I mentioned this to him, which prompted the response “Bet you wish you wouldn’t have asked me to behave. I might have […]

Filed Under: Marriage Tagged With: relationship, romance

The Korean Chicken Karaoke Aftermath: A Gay Wedding Part V

Posted On March 12, 2012

Like all eyeballs-rolling-up-into-the-back-of-your-head inducing, room-shaking, obnoxious, calling-out-the-wrong-name-which-is-okay-just-as-long-as-it’s-loud, wet orgasms, festivities sometimes come to an end. Not that I had any orgasms during my wedding week or even on my wedding night. I thought about it. I really did. I’d have even been happy with one. I’d have been happy just watching one that wasn’t even […]

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Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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