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Three Things…Including The Hong Kong Grandmother’s Arrival

Posted On October 27, 2016

Okay, I DID finish cleaning the house and got it in impeccable order. This is one of the few times I’ll give myself a pat on the back for making the place look really good. The hubby sorted and gutted all the crap that had been sitting out for three years I couldn’t do anything […]

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: grandma, movies

What You’ll Never See In A Haunted House/Demon/Demonic Possession Movie

Posted On September 19, 2016

The LGBTQ community. That’s what you won’t see. Eddie Murphy had it right back when he recorded Comedian about never seeing African American people in horror movies. If he’d filmed it these days, he’d have been more specific and said they were no heterosexual African American people. Why? They’re too smart. White folks, on the […]

Filed Under: Life Tagged With: horror, movies

Giving And Taking It In The Comedic Way

Posted On September 13, 2012

A huge number–usually one or two people, typically the same number of people who’ve read one of my novels–have in the past come up to me and asked “Aren’t you that gay author who makes fun of people and takes it up the bum from that extraordinarily cute Asian guy? What makes you laugh?” It’s […]

Filed Under: Writing Tagged With: British comedy, comedy, movies, tv shows

When Harry & Kage Met Sally & Pookie…You Know, For Lunch

Posted On December 5, 2011

Everybody seems to be on a movie kick lately and I think it’s the holidays that are doing it. Ralph and I used to go and see a lot of movies at the theater. A lot. And we mostly agreed on what we’d see. These days? Either films just aren’t impressing us anymore or we’re […]

Filed Under: Film/Music Review Tagged With: christmas, movies

Taylor Lautner, Vienna, Madonna & the Banana Splits

Posted On April 28, 2011

I was watching the latest Harry Potter Saturday night and a couple of friends e-mailed their surprise that I’d even give something like that the time of day. They usually e-mail to tease me about many of the b-movies I enjoy, but Harry Potter? If it’s any consolation, I’ve never ready any of the books […]

Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: concerts, grandma, movies, tv shows, vienna

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Michigan-based author Kristoffer Gair wrote his first puppet play in 1st Grade and continued writing in one form or another from that point on. Much of it was crap, but there were tiny nuggets of potential mixed in with the likes of Pickle Pony Gets A Puzzle. He spent three of his years at Fraser High School performing in plays, then attended Grand Valley State University where he graduated with degrees in Film & Video and Creative Writing.

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